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It's Not About Sex, Don'T Be Silly

It's happened every day all around the world Perhaps even longer than eternity It's taken different forms throughout the years But hasn't really changed with certainty Women love men and men lust for women The same for thousands of years You could say I'm out front at the vanguard Leading the way for my peers Love doesn't hurt, it actually feels good If the two of you are doing it right It's the technique, it should come quite natural But I'm here if you need some advice You could say I'm a real professional at this Been loving nearly eighty years Surely some good stuff's rubbed off by now My techniques are known to my peers My rates are reasonable for obvious reasons Coz I get to pretest young fillies To make sure they understands my instructions It's not about sex, DON'T BE SILLY! © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 2/24/2014 8:03:00 AM
Dragon lusts for fame! He wants to be as renowned as 'Sir Sparkle Farts A Lot'. I said, do what you love best and it'll come, in it's own sweet time... Besides, that'll give the world time to run from him! If he did politics he would be a perfect Ambassador to the Middle East. You know... One with deserts so his fire couldn't harm anything. He could make them behave without weapons brought in... After all, NO ONE wants more heat in a dessert! And his smile has been known to scare bad guys! LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/24/2014 10:41:00 AM
Tell Dragon... I'm a "luster" too! Also, my nickname should be, "Sir Farts A Lot"!!! LOL XOXOXOX
Date: 2/23/2014 3:48:00 PM
Got grabbed by the title dear brother Jack - another fabulous write your loving sis Jan PS nearly 80 years no way you must have started very young lol!
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Date: 2/23/2014 5:15:00 PM
Yup! The all important title! Yes! Actually I started out as a very young child... didn't speak to well at first! People had trouble understanding me and kept sticking this dummy in my mouth! LOL
Date: 2/23/2014 8:42:00 AM
Good one..made me smile....I am sure you are one proud Canadian today
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Date: 2/23/2014 8:54:00 AM
You better believe that, my good friend Tim! WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 2/23/2014 8:36:00 AM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........then what IS it about you naughty naughty Jack???? ;) Hugs
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Date: 2/23/2014 8:56:00 AM
Just trying to help the young fillies!!! Damn big of me, I would say!!! LOL XOXOXOX
Date: 2/23/2014 7:29:00 AM
- So true --- "Love does not hurt, it actually feels good '- and it's completely free!! - Well written !! - Have a fine Sunday, Jack! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 2/23/2014 7:47:00 AM
Bad Jack... bad Jack! LOL Hope your Sunday is filled with joy and mirth and all that good stuff! Your friend from across the seas... Jack XOXOX
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