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Its Halloween Ladies !

Its halloween my favorite time of year. Grown women running around half naked. Makes me wanna awake the spirt and grab a beer. Boy i wish my last nurse dressed like that. My recovery would have been so much fun. Oh please miss witch cast a spell on me and turn me into your loving puddie cat. oh miss sexy police women ya can handcuff me. I'll go commit a crime just to be guilty. Yes it's this goblins favorite time of year. Where women dress like naugthy little vixens. And instead of candy I hand out cheap pickup lines and beer. Boy that chicks hot but wait. Didint I just see her in the guys restroom. Doing something standing up straight. Hey man whatcha going as hell who cares. Im more interested in what your hot wife wears. From a sexy school girl to a smokin french maid. It's like going to the worlds biggest strip club. No cover charge need be paid. Who cares bout Freddy and Jason and other worn out monsters from the eighties. Cause all i got say it halloween ladies.

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Date: 11/23/2009 7:36:00 AM
interesting,I dress up as santa claus for halloween.I love the reaction that I get.I have kids telling me what they want for christmas.It is comical.
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Date: 10/18/2009 2:52:00 PM
ah me remember ladies wearing next to nothing oh how me love to capture a erotic vixen lets share a bottle me friend
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Date: 10/1/2009 9:04:00 AM
oh my, Im sure Halloween will be quiet interesting on your street this year thanks for the laughs. always kate
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Date: 9/28/2009 1:10:00 PM
John, thank you for entering my contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/27/2009 7:58:00 AM
John Robbins, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! Nice Poem! In fact, I e-mailed it to my daughter... fair warning for the sexy beauty. Oh, she'll be safe this year. LOL She's married and almost 7 months pregnant.... I'm sure she'll pass it along, though. Thanks for the FUN!!! Lovingly, Dane Ann
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Date: 9/25/2009 12:58:00 PM
Sultry vixens of All Hallow's Eve will be passing through your neighborhood streets soon, John. Have your camera ready and capture each erotic creature. This is very funny, John! And aren't we lucky there's "no cover charge" to see these sensual spirits roaming free one night each year? Love you, Carolyn
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Date: 9/25/2009 9:54:00 AM
ohmigod your gonna make me die from laughing john xD if you coulda seen me walking through the bar last year haha i got stare from every guy in there lol and a few comments =x wow i LOVE this one, im glad your getting back into the spirit. Hallows eve is my favorite time of year too Always Raiin
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Date: 9/25/2009 9:49:00 AM
Its haloween ladies,this evening i have school reunion,thirty ladies in all,hope i wont find Freddy or Jason behind my door:)humurous poem,sweet charming write John--bravo--Charma
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Date: 9/25/2009 9:41:00 AM
Oh! and thankyou for your coments!
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Date: 9/25/2009 9:39:00 AM
Halloween sounds great at yours!!! funny read! love Simone
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Date: 9/24/2009 4:35:00 PM
nicely penned, is it that time again?
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Date: 9/24/2009 1:34:00 PM
Sounds like an interesting Halloween night. Keep writing. Sara
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