I'M a Jack!!

Yes sir- ee- bob... I'm a Jack of all trades, Yet but master of quite few... Let me list now... Some of the things I can do... Cook a meal, you won't soon forget, Eatting my meals, You'll never regret... Hearing me make music... Maybe not the best... But so far, in my life, I've passed near every test.... To write, especially poems, For me it's great fun, And for me to be a stand-up comedian, You ought'a see my next run... And collecting books, Enjoying them too, These are but a few, Of the things I can do... But of all the things, The world has to offer, The most precious.. Are family and friends, You can put that in your coffer... And, of course health... In that I suffer a bit... But it never emperils, My often keen wit.... And the one elusive thing, I absolutely covet. the most... Is that sense of happiness... Elusive as a ghost... But that's okay, I still feel quite blessed Even though some intentions, I inadvertently have messed... So I thank my friends, One and all, And if it seems, I've got too much gaul... I apologized in advance... And hope you'll abide me.. I've taken a chance, To piss off you all.....