I'Ll Be Ready In Five Minutes, Dear

I’ll Be Ready in Five Minutes, Dear By Elton Camp Joe threw on his clothes and ready to go Sue wasn’t nearly as efficient, though With a closet filled with clothes, What should she wear of all those? She wondered what others might have on It was nearly time they should be gone “I’ll be ready in five minutes.” Sue gave her purses a close inspection Those of the wrong color got rejection “I’ll be ready in five minutes.” Then her purse, shoes must match So she searched through a big batch “I’ll be ready in five minutes.” Her hair she provided a finishing touch The time required shouldn’t be much “I’ll be ready in five minutes.” Her make-up had to be just right Even if the schedule was tight “I’ll be ready in five minutes.” Poor Joe stalked out of the room To go sit on a bench and fume “I’ll be ready in five minutes.” Most husbands, to this can relate For everywhere they will be late