If It Is Not Scottish, It Is Crap-W

Welcome to All Things Scottish – If it's not Scottish, it's craaaapp. When in Scotland, be a scot. If you don’t wear T-shirt with the words “If it ain’t Scottish, it’s crap” You are other than a scot. If you have not visited any Shoppe For Scottish mom and pop fish’n chip You are other than a scot. If you have not visited Edinburgh Castle And the homes of Sir Walter Scot You are other than a scot. If you don’t visit the old pubs To drink Scotch whisky You are other than a scot. If you have not read Burns’ poem My luv was like red red roses You are other than a scot If don’t put on the manly garb kilt When you are getting married You are other than a scot Going on date first time What brand condom selected If not scotish, it’s crap. ========================== Tenth Placement For Catch Phrase Contest of Deborah Guzi