I Met a Man

A man came up to me at the train station and said "I just got out of jail" I asked "What did you do to end up in jail" He replied "My Girlfriend narked on me" "Why did she nark" I enquired "I got into selling drug's and brought a gun, "She found the gun and phoned the police" "Perhaps she was afraid" I stated "I shoud have a go at her" he said "perhaps you should try another job, "think about it, in sale's you can make thousands 'in sales you could sell a house" "Allow yourself to dream" "You could become a fashion designer" "you could become a football coach" "you could become a nurse" "A sales man I know took his wife around the world eight times a football coach dosen't have to worry about his girlfriend finding guns"