Humpty-Dumpty(Spoof On a Nursery Rhyme)

"Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall" Why would he want to do that? I'm sure he didn't Want to fall, Perhaps he was just looking for his cat. "Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall" The cat started looking for his master, Meanwhile, our Humpty was trying to call, But this only made the cat look faster. "All the kings horses and all the kings men" The cat stepped carefully toward his master, Humpty thought he was saved again, But all it meant was a real disaster! "Couldn't put Humpty-Dumpty together again. The cat started to lick as it started to rain, Humpty felt himself getting thinner and thinner, As the cat had more and more of his dinner. This is the story of our Humpty-the egghead, Who fell off the wall and made a great splat, He didn't know the fall would make him spread, And make a great meal for his fat ole cat. Poor ole Humpty-Dumpty ! ENJOY everyone