Hullo, Mr Reaper

Hullo, Mr. Reaper! or should I call you Grim? Let's be best friends, Mr. Reaper My pals call me Tim. Take me to Heaven, Mr. Reaper! Where I'll eat my cereals with silver spoons. Bring me to Hell, Mr. Reaper! Where I'll slay demons like heroes in cartoons. Take me away, Mr. Reaper! So that mommy wouldn't have to beg no more ; So that daddy wouldn't get beaten up no more ; just to pay the greedy doctors in nasty suits. Tell me a story, Mr. Reaper ! A story that will never end. Fix me a good night's sleep, and wake me in Wonderland. Grant me a wish, Grim ! A wish of a thousand pennies worth. When mom asks about me in her dreams, just tell her that it didn't hurt.