Happy Pet-Buying Couple Psa

home sweet home came the first couple months and when moving in together they started to dream of all the things that they would do & they started to plan & with the plan came the telling of the friends & with the telling of the friends came the spending even more time with the friends outside the time that they had spent alone at the house & with the time outside the house came more preparation time at the house & with all the time being spent, in a mutual ridiculous notion, they decided that it was time to get a pet because a pet for a couple is a starting point--- the couple’s pet roams around the house as pets do, but somehow the way a couple talks about the pet & the way the pet is defined by the couple sounds a lot like a couple of people who think that they have a kid--- yeah, that’s it…an actual living, breathing, human being--- the pet that the couple went & got from a pet store is supposed to be some kind of practice-kid, like the next step in a relationship that they both think is going well, so that if they were to get married & if they were to have a kid, well, most certainly, taking care of a little dog must be exactly like taking care of a baby, no? someone please get a 2x4 or perhaps a 4x4 & slap people who think like this up side the head for being such ****ing idiots. thanks for your time.