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- Grandpa's Old Gun -

There's someone in my apple garden I took out grandpa's old gun and fired a shot I aimed and hit the thief right in his ass Heard something that fell to the ground with a bang The shadow in the dark scream and complain Ow, ow .... my ass hurts, ow .... ai, ai ... Now I hope you have learned those apples are mine Just take the "bottle caps" out of your ass then the pain is gone 24.01.2013 A-L Andresen :)

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Painted Hunter

Date: 3/27/2013 11:20:00 AM

Ha...Eagle-Eye Anne. How's the hunting in Norway?...not that you hunt with a cap-gun or anything else. Do many folks there hunt..if so, what kind of game? Just curious. I'm an avid hunter and fisherman.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/27/2013 11:32:00 AM

:) :) :)...........Myself hunt for beautiful poem !!!! - Enjoyable with a visit from you, Caleb. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Timothy Hicks

Date: 3/10/2013 11:23:00 PM

Well this was a shocker! I see your avatar, with the little teddy bear, and think "Aww she's so sweet - wouldn't hurt a fly"... and here you are badmouthing and shooting at people! It did make me laugh though, I'll give you that... I shall now prepare myself for anything when I read one of your poems, lol...

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/11/2013 3:31:00 AM

............lol..... :) - Enjoyable with a visit from you Timothy. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Scott Howard Myers The Gypsy King

Date: 2/14/2013 10:49:00 PM

I'll remember not to sneak around in your garden Made me smile, thinking of that country mile, does the pain really last awhile? lol

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 2/15/2013 2:06:00 AM

Yes....awhile ! - Thank you for taking the time to read my poem, nice with a comment from you Gypsy. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Dan Kearley

Date: 2/12/2013 2:57:00 PM

Hahahaha...Oh you gave me a big :o) xoxo

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 2/13/2013 1:27:00 AM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Dan. - oxox f.e.f. / / Anne-Lise :)

Debbie Duncan

Date: 2/3/2013 2:39:00 PM

This is so funny,,, all I wanna know, is it true,,,, you have a blessed day Anne - Lise X0's

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 2/3/2013 2:52:00 PM

No it's not true, I have never seen or held a real weapon. - Weapons is not usual to have in their home in Norway. - But "grandfather's gun" was not real either ... it shoots out bottle caps. - I have to try and fix it to "bottle caps". - Enjoyable with a visit from you,Debbie. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Bukang Liwayway

Date: 1/31/2013 6:39:00 AM

hahahahaha you make me laugh while reading this poem of yours friend Anne Lise.....is this true?...poor thief..i will hurt his butt for days... is this for contest? well, good luck..Hugs, Maria

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/31/2013 6:42:00 AM

No, Maria it's not true. - Enjoyable with a visit from you. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Margherita Russo

Date: 1/29/2013 11:19:00 AM

Thank you so much for reading my poem I'm only 14 and I'm italian so it's hard to write in English but I'm trying Thank you so much taking the time to read my poem.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/29/2013 11:31:00 AM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Margherita. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Deborah Burch

Date: 1/28/2013 10:25:00 AM

LOL!! Hey sweet Anne-Lise!!! What kicker!! too funny...a pop gun...good aim though...lol...Ive missed you...thanks for your visit...big big hug...love you bunches...deb

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/28/2013 10:55:00 AM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Deborah, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Mohammad Yamin

Date: 1/27/2013 11:41:00 AM

Very enjoing! You have incredible sense of huour. I like it. Thanks for your profound comments on my Senryu Love, Anne. Love -Mohammad

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/27/2013 11:43:00 AM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Mohammad, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Don Johnson

Date: 1/26/2013 10:18:00 PM

ah yes the pain of almost shot, believing hurt was hot to trot, but really enterprising, perhaps now realizing, him not...

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/27/2013 4:01:00 AM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Don, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Cory Long

Date: 1/26/2013 12:23:00 PM

This was very amusing and I have enjoyed the laugh. Have a great day :) cory

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/26/2013 12:30:00 PM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Cory, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/26/2013 9:00:00 AM

hahaha, I sure hope it was only a beebee gun!!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/26/2013 10:30:00 AM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Andrea, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Toquyen Harrell

Date: 1/25/2013 5:35:00 PM

Haha, oh my gosh. That's absolutely hilarious! It's just too funny. Whenever you're done with it, let me borrow it. Got to get my hands on those thing. Got to get my fingers trigger happy. Lol. Just kidding!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/26/2013 5:18:00 AM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Toquyen, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Lucilla Carrillo

Date: 1/24/2013 5:28:00 PM

Anne Lise. You made me laugh. I will not go into your Apple garden. I don't want to get shot in my U. know what. Thanks for sharing. Lucilla

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/24/2013 6:55:00 PM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Lucilla, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Joseph May

Date: 1/24/2013 5:01:00 PM

a delightful write Anne....best wishes

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/24/2013 6:54:00 PM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Joseph, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Ann Roske

Date: 1/24/2013 3:59:00 PM

Thanks you for the much needed belly laugh!! This is a good one!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/24/2013 6:53:00 PM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Ann, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Robert Pettit

Date: 1/24/2013 2:57:00 PM

Thieves and trespassers have it coming to them. You must have a good aim!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/24/2013 3:01:00 PM

Eyes like an owl, Robert. - Enjoyable with a visit from you, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Carrie Richards

Date: 1/24/2013 2:17:00 PM

Can't help but think he deserved it!! Cute one!!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/24/2013 2:25:00 PM

Yes, I agree with you Carrie. - Enjoyable with a visit from you, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/24/2013 1:27:00 PM

Cute one..Got a chuckle..Thanks for stopping by...Sara

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/24/2013 1:34:00 PM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Sara, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Jack Ellison

Date: 1/24/2013 12:59:00 PM

You are a sweetheart, dear Anne Lise! This one gave me a great big laugh... thanks for sharing... love and warm hugs, Jack xox

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/24/2013 1:33:00 PM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Jack, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Russell Sivey

Date: 1/24/2013 11:37:00 AM

This is quite the humorous write my friend! I truly loved reading this delightful poem this afternoon! What an enlightening story you have told here, Great Work!!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/24/2013 1:33:00 PM

Enjoyable with a visit from you Russell, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)