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At Fresh Market

“You two melons are crowding me in a bad way.” “Are you kidding, Bermuda? You must be gay, ‘cause all the potato heads think we look fly! Yeah, see them? They’re giving us melons the eye!” “Well, you’re squeezing me in; I’m a delicate guy!” “Good grief, Mr. Onion, you’re making us cry. Oh, here comes a cucumber right in our space. Bet you won’t be complaining with HIM in your face!”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 8/15/2014 8:50:00 AM
Andrea This is so funny and creative. I couldn't stop laughing. Thank you for the great and fun comment on my Game Of Fun poem.
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Date: 10/15/2013 11:14:00 PM
What a chuckle you gave me with this funny write. Especially the last two lines. Congratulations on the win.
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Date: 5/8/2012 3:09:00 PM
your imagination is awesome for this, Andrea, pleased it did very well in the contest.. harry
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Date: 3/3/2011 10:26:00 PM
Hi. I read your comment about Rhonda Hero. She is very ill & losing internetnet & no money for treatments. I am worried. I met her on listia & I want to buy her book of poems. I have her address & going to send her a card & see how she is. She is not on Listia any more. Sigh I just hope she is OK. I just received her message as on vacation & it was Jan 31 so I went here as she gave her name & saw ur mssg.
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Date: 8/12/2010 10:15:00 AM
Congratulations Andrea on your win in Linda-Marie's contest "Grocery Grammar ". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/11/2010 8:42:00 PM
:P Oh this is so clever!! Very well done, lol. Wonderful~ hugs, kris
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Date: 8/10/2010 11:27:00 PM
oh btw-- as for my senryu-- nope not for any contest-- just some thoughts floating in my head-- haha I felt I had to write some sort of serious ones? found myself writing funny pieces (or trying to be funny) lately thought I'd counter it somewhat-- haha weird me. & eeek I am drawing a blank for the other contests!!
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Date: 8/10/2010 11:16:00 PM
Hi Andrea :) Super congrats on your 3rd place win this funny funny piece :) -- so happy that we share the same place ;) -- super hugs for you ;) nikko :)
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Date: 8/10/2010 8:50:00 PM
Congrats on your win in Linda's contest Andrea, love Wilma
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Date: 8/10/2010 8:31:00 PM
"Metamorphosis" was written for my Mother when she passed away but not until I had composed myself to give her eulogy..this poem is what I read ..full of emotion..still remember it like yesterday..luv..thankxx for asking...luv..
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Date: 8/10/2010 6:59:00 PM
this is actually really funny. those melons are squeezing me in. and ‘cause all the potato heads think we look fly! made me laugh hard, & im not sure why. im adding to my favs.lmao ~Always&Forever
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Date: 8/10/2010 6:16:00 PM
Congrats on the third place win, Andrea
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Date: 8/10/2010 5:00:00 PM
Very funny Andrea. Congratulations. Love, joyce
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Date: 8/10/2010 3:19:00 PM
Too funny..congrats yet again..lolBG
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Date: 8/10/2010 1:18:00 PM
Congrats Andrea on your third place win in my "Grocery Grammar" contest with this super write.. and thankxxx for supporting my contest endeavors..with luv..
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Date: 8/10/2010 9:14:00 AM
i liked this one a lot. melons could never crowd me in a bad way. lol. good write. keep it up.
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Date: 8/9/2010 5:43:00 PM
haha, very cute and cheeky, the cucumber line just made me hoot. Best of luck in the contest. Thanks for your comments on the pigeon haiku, no it's not for a contest, just a haiku on pigeons, haha I know I'm strange ~ Sharon :)
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Date: 8/9/2010 4:55:00 PM
Very cute. Good luck in the contest, Shirley
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Date: 8/9/2010 11:46:00 AM
I was gone and did not read any poetry the past weekend. So I am trying to get some read today. I am pleased that yours is among what I have read today and I have enjoyed reading it. I hope you have a wonderful week filled with inspiration Andrea. The best to you in the contest as always Andrea. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/9/2010 7:44:00 AM
This sure is so "Fresh" & super fun, Andrea ^_^! Very very clever take on the challenge --enjoyed peeking through the fresh produce of this market in Utah!! I know this is gonna do great in the contest! hugs-- nikko :)
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Date: 8/9/2010 6:34:00 AM
funny sound sgreat to me!! I love it!
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Date: 8/9/2010 1:39:00 AM
a good creation from fruits and veg! enjoyed reading
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Date: 8/9/2010 12:02:00 AM
A wonderful entry to the contest, Andrea Good luck
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Date: 8/9/2010 12:00:00 AM
too cute, good luck in the contest
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