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Everyone Poops- Contest

Seven hours now since the curry last night made a dash for the bathroom as something's not right amidst the burning and pain and occasional squeals right now I know just how a piping bag feels Sailing very close to the wind for contest 'Everyone poops', sponsored by Roy Jerden. 27th July 2015

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Skat A

Date: 9/24/2015 11:50:00 AM

Hi Viv, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT

Janice Canerdy

Date: 9/22/2015 6:16:00 PM

Concise but powerful, Viv LOL Congrats Janice

Greg Hoffman

Date: 9/22/2015 3:28:00 PM

I hate that something's not right feeling, because the next feeling is just nasty.Congrats on your win with this poem.

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 9/22/2015 12:27:00 AM

Congrats on ur very witty winning write Viv!

Viv Wigley
Date: 9/22/2015 2:00:00 AM

Thanks, Dr Upma, I'm much better now. Oh, er, hang on......

Carol Eastman

Date: 8/1/2015 10:26:00 AM

THis was great!... Good luck in the contest.

Viv Wigley
Date: 8/1/2015 11:58:00 PM

Thanks for feeling my pain, Carol. Viv x

Duke Beaufort

Date: 7/28/2015 6:52:00 PM

You have en elegant way of expressing yourself. I am always amazed by how you do these things. You are unforgettable.

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/28/2015 9:36:00 PM

Thanks, Duke, life's too short to follow the norm, whoever norm is.. regards, Viv

Paul Callus

Date: 7/28/2015 10:05:00 AM

No pooh-poohing this witty poem, Viv! I have this burning sensation that this will be a winner! // paul

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/28/2015 10:09:00 AM

Thanks, Paul, I'd love to stop and chat but- oh, no..................

Robert Lindley

Date: 7/28/2015 12:44:00 AM

Well, if you hurry making the curry, you will soon swiftly scramble to unload the hot potato, in this case the hot, spiced up food..lol Love this write my friend. So clever and smooth. Best of luck in that contest. A7

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/28/2015 1:05:00 AM

Thanks, Robert, I'm better now (says Viv, typing from a laptop in a cold bath)

Harry Horsman

Date: 7/27/2015 11:05:00 AM

Oh are you a chef? this is very good Viv, going to be a tough contest to judge...

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/27/2015 11:09:00 AM

I do dabble in the culinary arts, Harry, but most of my curries and chillies contravene many country's Strategic Arms Limitation Treaties, so United Nations inspectors have to check my freezers once a year :) . Thanks for dropping by. Regards, Viv

Jan Allison

Date: 7/27/2015 9:39:00 AM

I think you will be hot to trot in the winners list Mr Viv lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/27/2015 11:04:00 AM

Thanks, Jan, the only trouble is because of Bev's ice slinging, I've got matted cubic hair now..... doh. Viv x

John Lawless

Date: 7/27/2015 7:04:00 AM

VIV, you will not "curry favor" with the cook for this poetic outpouring....

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/27/2015 7:21:00 AM

Thanks, John, but as Freddy mercury once sang, 'curry on, curry on, as if nothing really Madras......' Regards, Viv

Njeri Hunjeri

Date: 7/27/2015 4:19:00 AM

lol. spicy food! now we are talking. and some of them exit in a spicy style. this is a winner!

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/27/2015 4:23:00 AM

I share your pain :) and your love of food. Thanks njeri, Viv x

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/27/2015 2:07:00 AM

G'day Viv... is curry another name for food poisoning Viv? It appears to have the same effect - thanks for the giggle - Lindsay

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/27/2015 2:20:00 AM

I tend to like very hot curry, even though I know the side effects. However, I keep a tiolet roll in the fridge. Thanks for plopping by, Lindsay. Regards, Viv. Ps- open a window.

Jan Allison

Date: 7/27/2015 2:07:00 AM

ha ha ha - was going to have curry for tea ... for some reason have changed my mind! :-) Good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx7

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/27/2015 2:19:00 AM

I take your comment as a massive complement from a poetic Princess of all things poop. Don't know how this will do in the contest, it should be just the jobby. Viv x