Dentists!!

(This is a fictional poem) When I went to the dentist, I was not thrilled. It scared me to death when he used his drill. He went in my mouth and started drilling. He forgot to use novocain so you can imagine the pain I was feeling. I asked him to stop but he said no. I pushed him with my foot and he went out the window. He didn't hit the ground, he landed in some trash. Maybe what I did was a little rash. After getting out of the dumpster, he came back to his office and yelled. His employees ran out because he smelled. He popped me in my mouth with his fist. He told me to get myself another dentist. When I went to a new dentist, I got in a real mess. As I came to, he was getting dressed. The same thing happened to me that happened to Seinfeld. You should've heard how much I cussed and yelled. I took the dentist to court and I learned that he did the same thing to the judge and to my attorney too. The three of us took him outside and beat him black and blue. It sure was fun to get revenge. After that, he never practiced dentistry again.