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De-Bug Me Please

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De-Bug Me Please

Mr. Malware Bytes
keeps byting my poor PC
Byte it again Bytes?
and I’ll byte you where the bytes
don’t byte no more, so byte me!

(Your browse is bigger than your byte anyway)

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  1. Date: 4/26/2015 9:20:00 PM
    Hey Tim, this was a funny first place winner.. Congrats!

  1. Date: 4/18/2015 6:56:00 PM
    Excellent... Linda

  1. Date: 4/18/2015 8:37:00 AM
    Ha ha, cute. Congrats!

  1. Date: 4/17/2015 8:33:00 PM
    :-0 Good chuckler! Love the punch line!

  1. Date: 4/16/2015 10:17:00 PM
    cute, my friend!!! At first I thought I was reading a limerick!!! Congrats.

  1. Date: 4/16/2015 4:03:00 PM
    Too funny! Those bytes!! Like your poem. Congrats on your win! Sandra

  1. Date: 4/16/2015 2:48:00 PM
    great humour congrats on your win:-) Hugs Jan xx

  1. Date: 7/18/2013 9:28:00 AM
    Wow loved this one.......funny!! Its Anoucheka here i am sorry i can't find soup mail in my poetrysoup .....I am from Mauritius......tiny island in the Indian Ocean found near Madagascar and Africa......I am indian in great great grand people come from India....well Anoucheka is russian in origin but no i have no russian origins......:) Thks for your comments I appreciate!

  1. Date: 7/17/2013 10:59:00 AM
    Wonderful! You know how we all feel. Thanks for the comments on my haiku today. I left an explanation there... Jack

  1. Date: 7/17/2013 4:57:00 AM
    Those viruses are the pits...Enjoyed reading your creative work for the contest?..I see it was a winning entry..Very creative..Sara

  1. Date: 7/16/2013 9:43:00 PM
    It seems like a lot of biting is going on..Tnks for the chuckle Tim : ).Your poetry is a breath of fresh air

  1. Date: 7/16/2013 4:18:00 PM
    Byte the way.........this is down-byte funny !

  1. Date: 7/16/2013 10:29:00 AM
    Hillarious, sire! And I will add that you are a fine poet yourself! Much sincere thanks for taking the time to comment on Highland Lassie.

  1. Date: 7/16/2013 3:37:00 AM
    Tim...good one. Love how you played with word on this one. Adorable....I guess that wasn't an adjective you were going for, but....oblige me. Congrats :)

  1. Date: 7/15/2013 8:31:00 AM
    Great humor Tim. Congrats on your well deserve win. Warm Smiles, Connie

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 10:30:00 PM
    :-) Congrats on your win. stopping by to say good night. LOVE *LINDA

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 10:12:00 PM
    Tim, Congratulations, with your awesome winning poem. ;-) Enjoy my latest blog if you like. Always loving and enjoying the soup ~ SKAT ~

  1. Date: 7/13/2013 1:12:00 PM
    You have more than a bit of humor here. You are a clever one!

  1. Date: 7/11/2013 12:04:00 PM
    Hahaha,enjoyed this funny tanka very much Tim.Thanks for visiting my poem page.

  1. Date: 7/10/2013 3:08:00 PM
    haha, you funny guy you!!! sorry I have not been here as much as usual. Busy days!