Cover Your Crack If You Want Me To Take You Seriously!

Today it seems it's trendy to wear your pants real low. You know you're hot if you can walk and let your butt-crack show! Maybe I'm just old-fashioned or maybe I'm a prude... but I can't help but thinking that your butt-crack is just rude! It started with the plumber, by accident... I'm sure! But now, my teacher turns around Oh no! Don't tell me.........Her? She even wears the pants real low so when she turns away... her butt-crack smiles back at you and you don't know what to say! Do you pretend it's not there? Do you say "Hey, nice crack?" Pray to the fashion Gods and hope suspenders will come back! Mary Nagy