Couch Blues (John Popper Rules!)

I was sitting on the couch with my cousin yesterday watching old reruns of wonder-woman eating funyans and shootin' the breeze. I said to him "yo cuz, did you know that tv causes brain cancer?" He didn't respond. a couple of minutes later, when I lit a cigarette, he asked me "Do you suppose Wonder Woman's boobs are real?" "Nah,"I said."those are just pixels."