Committees, Boards, Panels and Such

Perhaps the most inane entities contrived by the human race, (Leaving folks wondering why they must meet in the first place), Are the interminable meetings of committee, panel and board, Convening for hours leaving participants bleary-eyed and bored! For many boards, committees and panels, alas, I was drafted, Sitting through them with eyes glazed as my mind drifted and wafted, Listening to self-appointed experts spewing their hide-bound views. What they were babbling on about I had no interest nor any clues! We could take a few lessons from some of God's creatures. The lowly ant could be one of our greatest teachers. Legions of those little fellers get the job done with precision, Without convening a commission or panel for every decision! Observe the busy honey bees toiling in the fields and hives. They have no useless commissions or boards obfuscating their lives! With precision and organization they go about their employ, Producing delectable cones of honey for us to steal and enjoy! If thinking of me for a meeting, include me out, don't call! For I am not the least bit interested and am not inclined at all, To sit and hash over useless stuff that usually doesn't matter, And listening to hours and hours of inane and vacuous patter! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)