Yes, folks, due tomorrow, "The Cruller Sagas!" (Or the Little Known History Of the
Cruller and It's Impact on Naval Warfare!!") A definative history in glorious color
and Hi-Def Poetic Acheivements. Do not miss it!! Call, and gather all family and
friends to gather around the the community computer screen. Tape it if you want,
or send $39.99 to Bell's Palsey Poetry.Com, and we'll send you a tape you could
have recorded for $1.99!!! Yes, folks, this is America!! The only thing we haven't
figured out to make money on, so far, is....is....is....oh, darn! We covered it all!!