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Beyond Apprehension Malaprism

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Beyond Apprehension Malaprism

It is beyond my apprehension when I think of you
I know you are illegitimate but I thought you could draw too
The bondage between mother and child will never ever be broken
Listen well my son to the few words I have just spoken

Illiteracy it’s not your fault, your mother ever married
There is no stigmata attached to that these days.
It’s a pity that there were so many with whom she tarried 
And that resulted in the parting of the waves.

 I am circumcised in my dealings with the courts
To apply for custardy of you my son
As my introspective knowledge of law is poor
And my currant situation for Alamo in not yet won
And as for housing there is only a floor

But you will come live in harmonica with me
And we can grow to love each other you will see
Notwithstanding all that has past us before
Enter my arms my son be fearless no more.

© GG 18/06/2013
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  1. Date: 7/22/2013 2:05:00 PM
    clever poem,clever girl, deserved winner.

  1. Date: 7/22/2013 11:54:00 AM
    This is not only funny, but tenderly spoken. What an endearing poem........(not ridiculous as my own was! ) Congratulations to you!

  1. Date: 7/20/2013 1:59:00 PM
    My My! very entertaining use of words Congratulations on your win Mandy.

  1. Date: 7/20/2013 12:41:00 AM
    Oh my Mandy, you are so clever I didnt have a clue...Seren

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 7:49:00 PM
    lol.. Mandy, I had to read it twice as it had made prefect incense the first time round... Congrats on your fine win. Love, Flaming Pancake

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 5:24:00 PM
    congrats on your win Shadow x smiles

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 5:06:00 PM
    this is awesome. ... Skat

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 4:59:00 PM
    congrats on your win Mandy...

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 4:30:00 PM
    I totally misunderstand this poem and completely identical with it, Mandible and am so thankless and grated that you toasted it on the Poop...Conflagurations - Tim

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  1. Date: 7/19/2013 3:26:00 PM
    Mandy, Congratulations on your winning poem...PD

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 3:18:00 PM
    Congratulations on your fine win, Mandy! Cheers, Roy.

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 2:37:00 PM
    nice play on words congrat.

  1. Date: 6/19/2013 2:38:00 PM
    clever poetry, clever poet,

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 5:56:00 PM
    Love the wordplay....Very clever with the SuZ

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 7:10:00 AM
    Very beautiful Mandy you have a way of winning hearts over with those innocent calls to innocence, excellent write xxx by the way you'll be getting a soup mail real soon, Smile xxx

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 7:07:00 AM
    What a beautiful expression of a mothers desperate love for a son she has been separated from. Well written. Good luck for the competition.