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Beer Keg Legs

Meg has two old battered beer keg legs
that don't look to hold much more than dregs. 
But when Greg comes along 
she begs; "Please, please, belong 
to me.  I still gotta lotta eggs.”  

*Written at Elizabeth Wesley's request.

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  1. Date: 1/1/2012 10:45:00 PM
    The pieces of this limerick puzzle fit together nicely. They collectively tell an amusing tale.

  1. Date: 12/20/2011 9:54:00 PM
    coming back to this silly but funny one, to tell you thanks for your comment. I have been here a long time. I am ready to just get going on my contest and announce winners, but I need to hear from Susan and I don't know where she is today! WEll, ADIOS for the night.

  1. Date: 11/6/2011 4:32:00 PM
    Did I suggest this John? You never even gave me a hint so I'm glad I found it. It sure is funny, hope no one thinks they're my legs you are writing about haha.

  1. Date: 10/25/2011 8:04:00 AM
    LOL, good one!

  1. Date: 10/24/2011 11:22:00 AM
    You have a great feel for the limerick form, John. Witty dedication to Elizabeth, another fine Souper. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 10/24/2011 5:08:00 AM
    beer keg legs was past her prime, life was good another time seems, a walkin on shells of eggs, sublime... no words do come to beg... on ya cobber mate, of mine...

  1. Date: 10/23/2011 2:44:00 PM
    Had me smiling and yes we sometimes cannot find a word to rhyme. Thanks for your comments. God Bless Phyl

  1. Date: 10/22/2011 9:25:00 PM
    Wonderfully written,Smith.I enjoyed this this beautiful morning here in Kerala,India.Lovingly,Fabiyas

  1. Date: 10/22/2011 12:25:00 AM
    haha, such a desperate weird thing for a female to say. I still make lots of eggs! But it sounds great in this limerick! (and yes, my mustang made me look good!)

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    Date: 10/22/2011 5:39:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Yea, can't imagine any female say that, but I ran out of rhymes for 'legs.'