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There was an old man on a cart,
Acquaintances knew him as Bart,
As he only ate beans,
He inflated his jeans,
And smelt of a permanent fart…

Inspired by She’s Like the Wind (which I misheard as She’s Got the Wind, lol)
For Giorgio’s A Song Inspires a Poem contest

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  1. Date: 2/10/2014 6:17:00 PM
    Love it, Jack.... SKAT

  1. Date: 1/19/2014 9:49:00 AM
    Beautiful song misinterpreted so wrong. The world of mistaken understanding is where the doodle lives in the subconsious. Love a good limy Jack. Enjoyed! Peace. :)

  1. Date: 1/10/2014 6:37:00 PM
    Yes I think there is a lot of wind in your poem ha ha. How are you Jack? We are getting thru a very cold spell for this last month. I thought i would get some writing done but have not done one poem. Must give myself a talking too and get a pen in the hand. love phyl

  1. Date: 1/10/2014 10:37:00 AM
    Way to go..Congrats..Sara

  1. Date: 1/8/2014 11:53:00 PM
    What a lovely poem and a fine win. Congrats on the win,Jack

  1. Date: 1/4/2014 8:51:00 PM
    Jack, a fine poem... love it... Linda

  1. Date: 1/2/2014 8:34:00 PM
    Smells like a...I mean sounds like a winner to me. Funny stuff, and go Bart go.

  1. Date: 1/1/2014 9:58:00 PM
    You sure do bring humor to my eyes and my heart my friend! You are super funny, a grandiose poem here this evening! Great Work Jack!! I hope you had a Good New Years Day my friend, thank you for my e card that you sent me, I really do appreciate all that you send (especially the Halloween ones, they are totally awesome!!)

  1. Date: 1/1/2014 5:19:00 PM
    hahahaaha. BEST funny one I have read today. you are amazing!!

  1. Date: 1/1/2014 4:44:00 PM
    Chuckling good..Reads like a winner..Way to go..Thanks for the visit to my pages..Your comments are valuable to me..Sara

  1. Date: 1/1/2014 3:13:00 PM
    Patrick Swayze, may he rest in peace, would be rolling with laughter after reading this, Jack! Great job with your entry! I'm sure it will do very well in the contest! Happy New Year, too...again. LOL Love and peace for the new year.. xx Annalise