Bad, Bad Email

I received an email the other day. At first the message, was evil to say. It was about bacon grease, do not use. Warnings, warnings, never to excuse, Reading onward about the danger to see, Then an awful picture, did I start to see. I thought of veins clogged, medicine to take. Also of a heart attack, while my body did shake. Then came along a real picture, attached, A large figure, one that could never be matched, You see, my first thought how cruel and mean. When along came the caption that could be seen. It read be careful bacon fat, most dangerous of all Careful my friends, it will make your feet too small.