Aloe, I Love You

(to the tune of the Doors' "Hello I Love You") Aloe, I love you ‘cause you conquered my itch. Aloe, I love you, it was making me twitch. Aloe, from Calamine, you made me switch. Aloe, my life you know you helped to enrich. Mosquito bites or hives – It’s nice to know when the aloe arrives You’ll get some quick relief And a little respite from your grief… Aloe, I love you ‘cause you conquered my itch. Aloe, I love you, it was making me twitch. Aloe, from Calamine, you made me switch. Aloe, my life you know you helped to enrich. You might have poison ivy Or a rash from someplace divey. A bout of chicken pox or measles, too – You’d get some comfort if you just knew…Ahhhhhh….. That aloe helps to cool things down, Turns your lips to smile instead of frown, Just a little dab seems to do the trick And its magic starts to work real quick. Aloe – aloe – aloe – aloe – aloe – aloe – aloe I love you Aloe – I need you, baby Aloe – aloe – aloe – aloe.