All Slang-Expressions In the Family

How ya doin? I just wanted to write a "watchamacallit" poem when I got up this morning after I "made my bed and laid in it!" Then I forgot I had left some of the lights on last night like I was having an "electric party!" I also shut the back door because we "don't live in a barn!" And I have to realize that "money doesn't grow on trees!" But I am a pretty "lucky stiff" because my husband say's "he's going to kill me!" but I think he is just kidding! Maybe he"ll "forget about it!" So, I'm going to grab a "cup of joe" right now and… OOOOPS! "That was a "close shave!" P.S."Okeydoke," have to "get a move on" and get my "earl" changed… Take Care and "Be Safe!" P.P.S.S. This poem was a "piece of cake" to write! Hmmmm..."Close…but no cigar?"