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I hear praiseful onlookers say how pretty YOU are every day, but that’s not my story. I don’t share your glory in this much-viewed Christmas display. I’m not spiral, dangly, or round. I don’t shine or make any sound. I’m called by a name that brings me to shame, a moniker meant to confound! My first name is “Ugly.” Poor me! My last name is “Sweater.” You see, the way I'm designed assures I'm maligned. I'm now headed for therapy! posted January 8, 2017 Written for Laura Loo's Silly Christmas Cartoon Poetry Contest December 24, 2018, entered in Shadow Hamilton's Let's have Fun Contest December 2, 2020 entered in Alexis Y.'s Christmas Limerick Contest

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Date: 12/27/2020 5:07:00 PM
Congratulations on your win, Janice. Happy New Year. Hugs Eve
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/28/2020 3:16:00 PM
Thanks, Eve! Happy New Year to you too! Janice
Date: 12/26/2020 5:27:00 PM
Ha, ha! I found this very funny, Janice. Thanks for the smiles! Wishing you Happy Holidays, Gershon
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/28/2020 3:17:00 PM
Thanks, Gershon! Happy New Year! Janice
Date: 12/26/2020 1:45:00 PM
Congratulations on your win!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/26/2020 3:30:00 PM
Thanks so much, Mark. Janice
Date: 12/26/2020 8:37:00 AM
Haha Janice - the poor maligned ugly sweater. Congratulations on the win! Linda
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/26/2020 8:44:00 AM
Thanks so much, Linda! Janice
Date: 12/25/2020 4:57:00 AM
Lol! Janice, I don’t like those sweaters either! Congratulations on your win. Merry Christmas:-) Alexis
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/25/2020 6:24:00 AM
THANK YOU, Alexis. Merry Christmas. Janice
Date: 1/17/2017 8:19:00 PM
Those ugly sweaters get you in trouble every time...well every Christmas! Congrats, Janice!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 1/17/2017 9:07:00 PM
Thanks so much, Kim! Janice
Date: 1/17/2017 12:29:00 PM
Great limerick, congratulations Janice...
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 1/17/2017 9:07:00 PM
Thanks so much, Charlie! Janice
Date: 1/17/2017 11:40:00 AM
lollollol!!! So freaking funny Janice, I wasn't surprised when I saw your name on the winners list! thank you and congrats :) -luloo
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 1/17/2017 9:10:00 PM
Thanks so much for sponsoring the contest and for placing my poem so high, Luloo! Janice
Date: 1/10/2017 12:37:00 PM
Cute, Janice. Nice off-beat poem. Good luck in the Contest. // Barry.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 1/10/2017 2:01:00 PM
Thanks so much, Barry! Janice
Date: 1/8/2017 7:38:00 PM
Funny- thanks for the chuckle. Good luck in the contest.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 1/8/2017 8:29:00 PM
Thanks so much, Agnes! Janice

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