A Little More Dressing!!

A Little More Dressing!! My pants are too tight, Someone blew up my belly, My feet are out of sight, Which way to the deli? You think I am joking, You think that I jest, Someone’s been poking, Holes, In my vest. That turkey was so good The dressing too, I would eat more if I could, Shame on you. You are too good a cook, Pecan pies, oh my, I took a second look, And began to cry. I was too full, Couldn’t eat any more, Just one more mouthful, I could not ignore. The next month, No food for me, Or maybe the seventh, We will have to see. Now I have to lie down, My tummy is aching, I must look like a clown, My knees are shaking. Too much weight, I am guessing, I filled my plate, A little more dressing.