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A Funny, It Happened In the Way

Read what sayeth the scriptures God’s humor hope you get the picture In the old the new testament teaching man before God their abasement What they of the Pharisee’s think Ezekiel eats cow pies better than man’s stink Do you think under water his hands first he wrung Satire funny riddles wit an of course dung Jesus not what entereth deflileth man He is Lord he so chooses to he can It enters not the heart cast into draught Argue if you like already one bout Do you think odd for God to talk of flatulence Jesus did say get thee behind me get thee hence Called him the prince of the air His life it short like a vapor Evolutionist make such fuss But God also created platypus Confounding the wise in the earth Rejoice in the Truth it is God’s his mirth when Balaam’s ass did bray donkey did see spoke on the way

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Date: 3/1/2010 9:11:00 PM
Yep, some funny things are in the Bible all right. haha. And yes, I DO dance (and belly dance too). hahaha. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 3/1/2010 7:01:00 PM
Awesome job John, I am familiar with all the biblical accounts you've used in this gem. Many shadows and types represent the spiritual significancy of spirit. Thanks for sharing this gem. Agape, Moses
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Date: 3/1/2010 5:07:00 PM
I ENJOYED READING THIS POEM... THANKS FOR SHARING
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