A Cut and a Curl, Please

"Cuts and Curls," opened today. And needing a new look, I went in right away. "A cut and curl and perm if you please," I told the young man as I sat back in ease. He shampooed my hair as I dozed in my chair. Then dreaming of a famous mirror on the wall, I wondered if I'd be the fairest of them all? Prince Charming was there, and he gave me a kiss. But he went too far and started licking my lips! I opened my eyes, and staring up at me, was a pampered and powdered, pink pedigree. Then I reached for a mirror to look at my hair, but a curly headed pink poodle was all I saw there! A flush of red color covered my face. Oh, why wasn't I told this was a pet grooming place!