A Christmas Drunk

A Christmas drunk Twis the night beforeChistmas. And all through the house beer bottles was scattered. While the panties were hung from the five strippers we had. The kids are locked in their bedrooms While Lady ga ga sang out loud. When I stagger to the window to see. Old Grandma was getting A Christmas kiss from the pizza boy down the street. Old santaDrove right by in his new Chevy truck saying you all are a bunch of drunks. As he drove out of sight I did hear him say. "have a Bud for me and I'll see you on NewYears night.