A Diatribe

"You did what? My God not the car!, Please, not the car... You're not hurt? No one else was hurt? Well mister..you're going to hurt.. and Big Time...You're going to be sorry you ever got that phone.. What the f### were you doing, driving and texting.. you're not smart enough to be a Dr..Im spending you college fund tomorrow! Now..READ MY LIPS! You are grounded for the rest of your life... You Will pay for the repairs to my car.. You Will give up your phone until I decide you are responsible enough to use it. Now . READ MY LIPS...... I love you..thank God you were not hurt...." For the Catch Phrase contest... READ MY LIPS...