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What I say What I do Is so simple Anybody could have done it But you didn’t This gift, Presented To me Therefore I am gifted Say what you want Say what you think Because indeed, I will too It may not scratch your ear But I assure you It will be the truth No big words Just simple nouns Simple verbs So it’s picked up Quicker So you get the picture Quickly To save time Usually lost, Reaching for a dictionary If you don’t like it Sue me, I will still stand But you’ll never get any, Blood on my hands Because you will never, be able to say You, did not understand