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Lullaby Slam

Lullaby Slam Chris boy you wanna be the man. You must like getting your lights punched in You are lucky I am your greatest fan Anyways, 30-year-old poet baby. I will take it easy on your first spam slam This occurs with a warning, burning Canadian bacon Let's take this down to MY Dr. Seuss level I will draw our first run as sweet as I can I'd hate to see you crapping like a child Reading, yes man PD I can I was going to slam you where it hurt, after reading all your dirty dirt. Every mother knows how to take a baby out Give it warm milk, to tap his ass to sleep Alternatively, I will milk my way into your dreams Making you scream Here's a Lullaby slam to pass you out I could provoke a military round But what fun would that be to bring you down This will not get any justice, from your disgrace This lullaby slam is to knock you unconscious For yippee yapping, in my face Slamming you crazy * does not sound right Are you really bored, you keep me up all night You require me to put my P.D. Mask back on Perhaps tomorrow I will slam you till the night is gone At this point, time and moment I will only sting like a bee To see if you come after me You might have seen this one before With the pleasure of making you crawl For more I will remain here in the soup Waiting for you to join in I will wait to see your next move Hopefully, I do not suffer from waiting long Chris-baby tomorrow is another day. Before I depart, I left you a bottle of warm milk On this page, for you to drink before you read Nite, Nite! Nice baby! (FUN)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 9/17/2014 3:11:00 PM
You have your own library of great poetry.
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Date: 7/24/2010 9:46:00 PM
Love this!Your slamming is excellent.Love your writing style.I'd hate to see you at full force.LOL!!Keep writing, Jaz
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Date: 6/17/2010 6:34:00 AM
Dam Destroyer imagine if you could hit em full force. havent been on the sand box in a long while glad to see the chats dont work and its stilla total mess never did like soup got any crackers? well my friend glad to see your whoppin ass here keep em in line cheers my friend
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Date: 6/15/2010 8:31:00 PM
kool B.boy
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Date: 6/14/2010 9:10:00 AM
"This comes with a warning, I always burned Canadian bacon."..haha..That's a good one! Cute slam, PD:)
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Date: 6/13/2010 9:20:00 PM
thanks p.d., glad you liked that shooting star--haha I'm afraid that mine is more of like that blinking star though--blink and then it's gone, hahaha.
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Date: 6/13/2010 6:50:00 PM
SLAMMED! Good write!
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Date: 6/13/2010 5:49:00 PM
e3xcellent slamming.......smile!
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Date: 6/13/2010 5:27:00 PM
btw I noticed that everybody can now see the number of views for ALL poems (I thought it was just for the new poems) ---you sure are the 3-digit view girl ;)! that's just way too cool...:)
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Date: 6/13/2010 5:16:00 PM
when's round two going to start???? & thanks for all your great comments, always enjoy reading them -- hope my lethargy didn't rub off on you though--you still have to write a comeback!!! ;)
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Date: 6/13/2010 4:22:00 PM
thx for your comment. i do read your poems just don't often comment. seems you get enough anyways lol. i wanna slam fight with you one day though
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Date: 6/13/2010 12:51:00 PM
may you both slam each other, happily. I enjoy reading it, i couldnt do it. personally i think you're both great. keep writing - thanks, chuck
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Date: 6/13/2010 12:10:00 PM
this is like watching rumble in the bronx lol great comeback all I can say is look out Jack cause someone will write back lol great read and always big thanks for stopping by with your kind comments keep on rocking this town
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Date: 6/13/2010 12:08:00 PM
Hope that all in jest between you and Chris...Have a great afternoon on this hot and humid Sunday...Sara
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Date: 6/13/2010 11:43:00 AM
WHY THE EASY RIDE FOR CHRIS. Do U NEED MY HELP NoW.LOL. STILL A CHARMER.-SKAT
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Date: 6/13/2010 11:38:00 AM
So glad u took it easy on Chris... not like with Billy ..my Wild Bill.. it was raunchy with u two.. maybe will step it up a notch or two P.D. my BBF on Chris if his comeback twists u the wrong way... enjoyed.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 6/13/2010 11:06:00 AM
lol little on the tame side for a slam but always funny I love your humour thanks again for the comments love Jayne x
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Date: 6/13/2010 6:47:00 AM
very funny always great stuff reading your poetry nice one loved it and thanks for your always kind comments enjoy your weekend faleshia
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Date: 6/13/2010 6:07:00 AM
Nice slam poetry, very funny!!!P.D.! Thank you for your comments and have a great Sunday...Gert
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Date: 6/13/2010 5:34:00 AM
P.d.d,was here. .and gaveChris a slam back beer,lol!wickedly funny for THIRTY year old Chris!haha. .tnx for your comments p.d.d!
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Date: 6/12/2010 11:04:00 PM
P.s Now get yourself over to my blog for some CANDY, little girl!!! ( I hope I have one of your flavors!)
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Date: 6/12/2010 11:01:00 PM
Hmmm, I sense some sexual innuendo here in this one. A bit of rough and tough lullabye hush foreplay, shall I say? Now that you can be "yourself", it is not so easy for you to hide it, dear P.D! This was cool fun as USUAL, you are always at your best with a slam, and how the heck could any of us know these rules you are talkin' abou?. hahaha. LUv, andrea
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Date: 6/12/2010 10:34:00 PM
lolll.warm milk to knock his ass to sleep, great laughter there.geez.haha, this is is funny, i hope he likes your warm milk, don't make it too hot, you know it can burn a man's mouth(: i want to see how this baby stuff is going to work out with you two. ~Always&Forever Lynette
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Date: 6/12/2010 10:20:00 PM
You guys are hillarious, I can't wait for this Slam to commence!~Tirzah~
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Date: 6/12/2010 9:42:00 PM
If you have ever been to a slam poets night, or any compatition you would know the poet has under 5 minutes to do his dirty deed... 24 hours you just cried for it.. not so long ago...I did not feel the need to waste energy on this one.. It is just plain what came out... my first thoughts of you where childish so there you go...Oh yes Hi Nikko,..p.d.
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