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They say the only sure things in this life are death and taxes I don't agree I think that different kinds of matches I once met this old wise man on a hill He never gave his Uncle Sam a damn dollar bill I said are you afraid to die He said son what you talkin I'll be comin back In that door your walking There's only one thing in this world you can count on There's only one thing you can lay your money down on You can bet your life your farm your home on the range If you've got a woman, a woman's got a mind to change I said a woman's got a mind, a woman's got a mind to change I said oh baby oh baby oh baby, Let's get us some Chinese food But she said no no no no no no Not in the mood We headed down to Pedro's tacoria We ordered up a couple of those old salty Margaritas You know that menu it didn't whet her appetite She said I got a good idea Let's get Chinese food tonight There's only one thing in this world you can count on There's only one thing you can lay your money down on You can bet your life your farm your home on the range If you've got a woman, a woman's got a mind to change Oh, and I said my woman's got a mind to change We had our fling, we had our thing And she went back to mister Raines Cried some tears, drank some beers I got in bed and I turned out the lights Oh then I heard these keys inside my door Famliar footsteps just kind of move across my floor Said aw baby I thought you said we were through She said what can I say I changed my mind I'd rather be with you There's only one thing in this world you can count on There's only one thing you can lay your money down on You can bet your life your farm your home on the range If you've got a woman, a woman's got a mind to change There's only one thing in this world you can count on There's only one thing you can lay your money down on You can bet your life your farm your home on the range If you've got a woman, a woman's got a mind to change SONG: Only a Good Woman When I was seventeen I asked my daddy What does it take to be a man And he said sit down son Let's have a little talk I'll try and make you understand And then he saidyears won't do ittears won't do itand sitting down to drink a thousand beers won't do ittattoos won't do itand booze won't do itand puttin little lifts in your shoes won't do itbut I'm gonna tell you the thing that canhe said you get a good woman and she'll make you a man He said only, a good woman can That's the only thing that's gonna make you a manhe said a scar won't do itfast car won't do itand kickin' someone's ass in a bar won't do ityou aint gonna do it as an army privateor a captain or lieutenant just won't buy itlisten son you better get yourself a planhe said you get a good woman and she'll make you a man He said only, a good woman can That's the only thing that's gonna make you a man Now I was runnin around all through my twenties Just to prove I had the stuff Then one day I met this brown eyed girl She said to me boy you aint that tough She said that walk won't do itthat talk won't do itand struttin in here like a chicken hawk won't do itor bein a sexistor drivin that Lexusor tellin people you were born and raised in Texas Come over here boy if you think you can She said you get a good woman and she'll make you a man She said only, a good woman can That's the only thing that's gonna make you a man Well my daddy died when I was thirty one And that brown eyed girl gave me a brown eyed son And when he comes to me wonderin how you do it I'll say now sit down son cause I've been through itdrugs won't do ithugs won't do itand hangin on the corner with thugs won't do itthe preacher won't do itand the teacher won't do itand stayin up to watch the creature feature won't do itboy just look at your momma and you'll understand Oh you get a good woman and she'll make you a man Son only, a good woman can That's the only thing that's gonna make you a man Eatin snake won't do it Body by Jake won't do it Put a lot of birthday candles on your birthday cake won't do it Wearin cowboy boots won't do it Armani suits won't do it Sittin there puffin on that cuban cheroot won't do it Bein rich won't do it Bein poor won't do it Playin this song on the radiooooo ..... might do it Yeah actually, that might do it
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