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The Longest Pee - Lyrics by Adam Sandler


Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider
[line of people talking]
Hey man, let me in there first-go ahead man, take it easy
Thanks, I really gotta pee
[open door, close door]
[unzip pants]
[start pissin..........groaning....]
Oh man
[.....]
Ohhh yeah
[.....]
Ahhhh
[......stop briefly]
Ahh
[start pissing again..]
Oh man
[........]
Oh man
[...............]
Oh man
[.......gets louder]
Oh man
[..........and louder]
Oh man!![............as loud as a hose]
Oh man!!! oh..[...........]
Oh no![........]
Oh man![...............slows down]
Ahhh
[stops]
Ahhhhhh...there ya go
[fart! starts pissing loudly again]
Oh! oh man![..............]
Oh my god!
[banging on the door]
[pissing slows down to dribble]I'll be out in a minute![....dribbling...]
Oh..oh my
[stops]
Oh...oh thank god
[zips up pants]
[pisses in pants]
Awwww man!
[people laughing]-hey man, you pissed in your pants
I know-so did i
I guess that makes us piss pals
[horrible annoying laughter]
[rasberry]

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