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The Cheerleader - Lyrics by Sandler Adam


Lyrics
[
Sound of pom-poms]
Cheerleader: [
With annoying feminine voice] "
Ok you guys, let's hearsome spirit!"[
Performing cheer]
Cheerleader: "
United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers,we're out for vic-tor-y- Yeah!"[
No response]
Cheerleader: "
Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!"[
Still no response]
Cheerleader: "
Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big gametonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -"
Guy in crowd: "
Sit down!"
Cheerleader: "
You guys are assholes!" [
Whining] "
You think this is easybeing a cheerleader!? Let's see you come down here and try it!"
Guy: "
Shut up!"
Cheerleader: "
You're the one who should be shutting up! This is mysenior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid for mypom-poms with my own money." [
Half-crying]
Guy: "
You suck!"
Cheerleader: [
Hurt] "I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I'mnot gonna cuz youguys don't appreciate anything."[
Something hurled and hit Cheerleader]
Cheerleader: "
Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hatemy school!"[
Whining][
Crowd cheering softly in background]
Guy: "
We're sorry."[
Pause]
Guy: "
Just kidding, you suck!"
Cheerleader: [
Half-crying] "
Ahhaw..
No..."

Book: Shattered Sighs