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In the not too distant futuresomewhere in time and space
Mike Nelson and his robot palsare caught in an endless chase
Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl
An evil gal who wants to rule the world
She threw a few things into her purseand in her rocket ship she hunts him all across the universe [I'll get you!]I'll send him cheesy movies
The worst I can find [
La La La]
He'll have to sit and watch them alland I'll monitor his mind [
La La La]
Now keep in mind Mike can't controlwhere the movies begin or end [
La La La]
He'll try to keep his sanitywith the help of his robot friends
[
Robot Roll Call]
Cambot! [
You're on!]
Gypsy! [
Oh, my stars!]
Tom Servo! [
Check me out!]
Crooow! [I'm different!]
If you're wondering how he eats and breathesand other science facts [
La La La]
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax For Mystery Science Theater 3000
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