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Mickey - The Mumbling Midget - Lyrics by Residents


Lyrics
Mickey the mumbling midget  was ten years old today
Mickey the mumbling midget somehow ran away
Mickey the mumbling midget was not in his cage
Mickey the mumbling midget soon would need a shave
Lassie looked at something shapeless lying on the lawn
Scratchy at some scabby sores and stretching as ityawned
It seemed to be uneasy as it looked up at the moon
She sensed the tension in the air and smelled a sweetbaboon.
Pungent was the warm aroma drifting in the air
She hoped he would smell her heat and lick hersilken hair.
Run Mickey run
Run Lassie

Book: Shattered Sighs