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Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand
Just waiting for a visit from Ed Mc
Mahon
Oppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the door
Cause I'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor
I'm a bum
Wating for my fortune to fall into my lapbut if I gotta work for it I'd rather take a nap
I can eat, I can sleep, I can play nintendobut if you paid me to go to work, I still wouldn't go
I'm a bum
I'm a bumsit around all dayand I get nothin' done
I'm a bum
I'm a bumthat's right
I'm a bum
The boob tube replaced the dogas man's best frienddoesn't shit on the flooralways has an ear to lendnacho supreme, a pizzaten hours of tvis all my life will ever beif i could pick lotto numberslike i pick my nose
I'd escape the life of bein' an average Joe
Til' then I'll just sit around all dayremote control in handjust waiting for a visit from Ed Mc
Mahon
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