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I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo(I hate that machis'mo!)I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
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