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I Make Hamburgers - Lyrics by Whitlams


Lyrics
My first customer was Meganshe came in for a hamburger with the lotno meat"
Hey that's a salad roll i said"and we started going out
My second customer was Susanshe came in for Diet Pepsi morning teaeach day
I said "
You don't need to be on a diet do you wanna come out tonight?"I said "I'll bring Gringohe's got a lot of moneyand he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view
He'll buy us those beersthey give it to you in bottles
They put lemon on the topand it don't taste too bad i'm telling youtelling you"
My third customer was Mariashe came in for hot chips and sauce"more sauce" she said"hey now you're talking"she took me home to meet her mother
My fourth customer was Sandyshe came in for nothing i could seeexcept me
So it was i too was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour
I make hamburgers I get all the girlsand i take 'em out to dinnerand i give 'em all a whirl
If they work i keep 'emif they don't i keep 'em too
But i teach them all how to be dirty girlslike you

Book: Shattered Sighs