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I Got Abducted By Aliens - Lyrics by Happy Campers


Lyrics
One day an alien landed in my backyard
At 1st i thought it was Captain Picardbut then i saw green tentacle thingsand i knew it wasn't good tidings that they bring
I got abducted by aliensthey electro beamed me up to thier shipstrapped me to a table and i heard something ripit was my skull, they cut it in halftickled my brain, then they made me laugh
I got abducted by aliensblubbering like a baby, i confessed all my sinsin my arms and legs, they stuck some pinsjabbed a metal probe up my buttand back on Earth, they call me a nut
I got abducted by aliens
They dropped me off, then they cruisedas i lay there feeling used and abusedand now they say my brain is out of whackjust because i'm waiting for my alien friends to come back
I got abducted by aliens

Book: Shattered Sighs