Funland At The Beach - Lyrics by Dead Kennedys

Sunny Sunday at the amusement park

See the fat kids spill their pop

Oh babe-lots of flags and balloons

But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night 

Ran a turn and then it smashed right down

Thru the crowded haunted house below

Oh No

Human hamburger No 

And it's  Crushed little Kids

Crushed little Kids

Crushed little Kids

Adorn the boardwalk 

See the tourists drop their jaws and cones

See the owners smell a big lawsuit

Oh Police! (call your lawyer first)

Make the witnesses go home

And they'll turn on the TV 

And see the crushed little kids

Adorn the boardwalk