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Fat as i am. Who wants to see a diva fat as i am? I get mistaken now for lainie kazan. How is it that i'm fat as i am?
Fat as i am. The camera's gonna add a ton to my can. This is the way they say godzilla began. How did i get as fat as i am?
"try it again." All of my friends say i should diet again; That all my fans are gonna riot again. "look what happened to liz."
All of my sins Are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins! I could audition for the doublemint twins. No one in the biz is as fat as i is.
Ah, but what's a career When you put it next to knockwurst and beer? They could park a dc10 on my rear. God knows i got the gas!
There goes the chair. But to tell the truth, i'm too fat to care! I ate a meatball off the floor right over there. Ah, you don't give a damn When you're fat as i am!
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