Eskimo - Lyrics by Corky And The Juice Pigs

I'm the only gay Eskimo,I'm the only one I know.I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe!I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
But all I want to do is get into his parka.I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe.
Well, me and Muk-
Fluk-
Chuk-
Buk, we both like blubber,
But me, I've got this crazy fetish for rubber.I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe.I make a wish on the Northern Lights,
That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights.I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe.
And the seals they sing now...
These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll;I even get excited when I see the North Pole
See the North Pole.I'm the only gay Eskimo (only gay Eskimo)I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe.
Habes