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If it's easier to discuss thisprivately without you dad theminister who doesn't takekindly to your persuits then
I'll oblige.
Was it you that was foundwith your pants downwatching your favourite cartoonyelling at the shopkeeperfor the changing of the channelsay to your self:"
Be still my beating off"well it may be inappropriatefor someone in your positionas a cop to satisfyyourself at the local blue light discosay to yourself:"
Be still my beating off"there's no crime when you choose your timeand your place to masterbate in a public placeyou will be disgraced, it's your right to choosewhether or not you want to be on the news.
Well I'm sure the judge willlook lightlyon your case considering I saw himearlier at the footyhaving a quick one off the wrist thensay to yourself:"
Be still my beating off"
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