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Average Guy (7-11 Man) - Lyrics by Mustard Plug


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I work at the 7-11, that's how I get all my pay. Sometimes I work allthe night, sometimes I work all the day. I sell junk to all of myfriends, I sell almost everything. Pizza pies and chicken pies, eveneraseable pens.I'm just an average guy, every day I risk my life. Please don't killme tonight, there's only a twenty in the register, alright?
Strange things happen to me every day, my boss says you just learn tosay: all I do is wait and wait and pray: "will I make it throughanother hectic day?" Every hour I supersceme my life, my parentswondering if I was raised up right. I got three cameras to film thebloody sight of people who may just murder me tonight.I'm just an average guy, every day I risk my life. Please don't killme tonight, there's only a twenty in the register, alright?
My work also has it's benefits, I get to watch people fit all thatthey can fit into their coats and pockets with hand because noone isafraid of the 7-11 man. Cokes, jelly beans, and bagels so right,eating packs of chewing gum all threw the night. Six more hours thesun will rise and I'm just a working man who's trying to survive.I'm just an average guy, every day I risk my life. Please don't killme tonight, there's only a twenty in the register, alright?

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