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The Berlin Wall is the defining achievement of socialism.
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In the 1940s a survey listed the top seven discipline problems in public schools talking, chewing gum, making noise, running in the halls, getting out of turn in line, wearing improper clothes, not putting paper in wastebaskets. A 1980s survey lists these top seven drug abuse, alcohol abuse, pregnancy, suicide, rape, robbery, assault. (Arson, gang warfare and venereal disease are also-rans.)
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
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The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron.
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