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I got the arrow pointing at you Yeah, you stupid So everyone around will know about the next dumb thing you do You don't go sit on a mall bench, next to little old ladies, then take off your shoe That's just plain stupid, even for you At least you kept your sock on before you took a chew You make me want to scream, pull out my hair, every time you stink up the store, making everyone flatulently aware That is so stupid Go to the bathroom or outside somewhere and foul up the air Going shopping with stupid, they oughta give me some kind of award For always heading off the next disaster, whenever he gets distracted or bored Sifting through the garbage for that half-eaten tasty treat Howling with the cartoon videos ... Wil E. Coyote here, makes me wanna go beep beep, and run him off the road, put the manbaby to sleep Stupid is, as stupid does, that's the saying I suppose But, man ... why do you have to go walking 'round with those straws sticking out of your nose If I'm with Mr. Moron, what does that say about me? it's stupid of you to even ask --- I'm his zookeeper, so children, please don't feed the talking monkey Oh boy, I didn't mean to insult all you monkeys out there, I know you all are smarter than my man But if you go shopping with stupid often enough, you're bound to get stuck in stupid quicksand I need some help over here, stupid just knocked over all those cans, I need some help over here, stupid just turned on all of those fans With those fans blowing ... Cash come raining down like green confetti during shift transfer Guess their happy meal was stupid spaghetti Shopping with stupid has changed everyone's holiday plans Now everybody loves Mr. Stupid, for putting all that free money in their hands
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