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Alpha Bet Cap Cha Just twenty six letters of the english language to whit twisted in various & sundry combinations pit this bull dog of a canonical wordsmith with true grit to craft bone a fide filigreed grammatical parts of speech fit together against their verbose will akin to arranged marriage or prominent zit upon smooth complexioned face best lanced with strong arm and first aid kit lest said unsightly blemish rent asunder and erupt like mount vesusius lava that appeared never to quit until plugged by humungous corkerasp*- made by one anthropocentric brit seeking to escape from the madding crowd and return of native sun within his hermitage where rays of warmth could barely viz it. ------------------------------------------------------------------ ASTERISKED * POSTSCRIPT: Lemme explain the essence of a corkerasp! whenever constipation a pain in the ass just maneuver this lightweight metal contrivance made of brass no matter if anybody considers this action crass apply corkscrew motion up the alimentary canal to remove waste which most likely will be thick like petrified paste stuck deep inside bowels of sphincter muscles and solidly encased causing severe cramps within lower gastrointestinal tract inducing one to wince nonstop from being fecal matter packed and no amount of primal groaning doth loose this hard fact nor does imagery of freed turd ease anal plight, no laughing matter despite how absurd squeezing does nothing even applying all inner might thus necessary to incorporate un-natural intervention to un-clog rectal blockage + uncomfortable bloating swelling anus the size of a hog disabling bare derriere ease to stand let alone jog yet tis essential per extricating what feels like one swallowed a log which could presage demise of sufferer, whereby epitaph twill induce impossible eulogy spoken in the language where tongues wag in prague every ounce of effort required to bend over gingerly affixing plunger end of device to business of rear end best accompanied with close companion or friend this dirty deed done dirt cheap trick will ideally rend rock solid excrement to roll and crash (on par traversing highway to hell) sound send upon bathroom floor possibly inducing seismic waves less or more whereby toilet bowl water will pour over the sides akin to white caps near sea shore without doubt making gluteus maximums extremely sore!
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