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Have you seen dudes feed their dates on straw or hay? I have! I have been through the States of usa! A society watched aghast at the Kentucky Derby As the jockey got half-mast and Ken snuck into Barbie. Now hand in hoof they trot along Love's aloof, is it ever wrong? So Ken was fined then he married that lady horse Taken nine months carried holding baby Centaurs I'm guessing the vicar's even sicker The blessing of Love he delivered. With softly diverted silken manes From a Godly pervert hidden in Maine They look nearly perfect kids, in their reins They've got four legs like a table You won't fit them in a second hand cradle Their Dad is Short and Odd, but Mum's more switched On. Would they be employed by Horse's Resources When they were deployed to the work force Would it be classed a win in the awful rat race To have a stable relationship in a beautiful place Paddocks of green, Haydock seems keen I just hope they are tame with Neigh-bours Why the long face? Smile your famous! With that much dough they could bake thoroughbread With lots to plough, they'll be well fed Could his favourite drink be Red Rum Would his feet clink when he wiped his bum He'd definitely not be all fingers and thumbs Not to mention what his wife says, about his tongue. His life story mate you would have to witness Cos no bookmaker could ever print this.
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